Year in, year out
 The guide still follows
 A well-paced route
 Through those small rooms
 Until the tour group
 Have all been told
 And told again
 About the diarist,
 About the poet,
 Brother and sister,
 Husband and wife;
 So their plain life
 Stays still
 Green in the rain,
 The stress
 Less on fame
 Than on wee mundane
 Details:
 How He once failed
 To neatly ink His name
 Inside the lid
 Of His sole suitcase,
 Though He did
 Just
 Find space
 For that last aitch
 North of the rest
 Of wordswort
 And hunched in the small
 Window seats
 You can hear
 Repeated
 Still
 Year in, year out
 How they strode off-road
 Down gills, by crags
 Over the hills,
 Then nightly cleaned their teeth
 With salted twigs
 Dipped
 In polishing soot
 From the grate, the hearth,
 And how The Great
 Poet of the Heart
 Walked and talked
 And talked and talked
 About his cuckoo clock;
 How Mrs De Quincey tripped
 With a bucket of coals;
 How Coleridge called
 Then later screamed,
 Locked
 In an upstairs room’s
 Opium dream;
 How when winter came
 They skated on the lake,
 William nicely
 Getting his skates on
 To slice
 His zigzag initials
 Precisely
 As he whizzed
 By on the ice;
 How, through long nights,
 They quizzed
 Friends,
 Lighting a candle’s rushlight
 At both ends;
 How, fond of good food
 At his Edinburgh club,
 Walter Scott thought
 They downed too much porridge,
 So sneaked out a window
 To dine well at the pub;
 How every five weeks
 They washed their underclothes;
 What the rent cost;
 How frost
 Made the children ill
 And how those children slept
 Cold, and no doubt wept
 In their room upstairs
 Above the downstairs chill
 Of an underground stream
 That streamed
 More and more
 Up through the floor
 Of that slate-floored larder;
 How Mary
 Loved Point d’Angleterre lace;
 And the whole place,
 Dark now, was dark then,
 Walls all smoke-blackened, reeking.
 Think how
 Year on year
 At Grasmere
 Each trained guide’s voice
 Goes on speaking
 These shining trivia
 In one
 Unbroken
 Spoken
 Song;
 Until,
 Before long,
 Another
 Voice starts
 To master the art,
 Comes to take over
 The guiding,
 Learning in order
 Through just walking round:
 The washstand’s lesson,
 The step’s confession,
 Each teacup’s balance,
 Each lintel’s silence,
 Each hinge of sound.
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