Sanctuary
 Stay awhile. Don’t go just yet.
 The sirens are roaming the streets,
 the stabbing youths are out in packs,
 there’s mayhem in the tea leaves.
 You’re much better off staying here.
 I have a Bordeaux you’ll like,
 let’s open it. (I’ve a second bottle, too.)
 And a goat’s cheese to fast for,
 also a blue from the Vale of Cashel –
 and the source of the bread stays secret.
 Was I expecting you to stay?
 No, I always eat like this.
 Hear that – wasn’t it a gunshot?
 Come closer, turn the music up.
 Maybe we should dim the lights.
 Let’s clink our glasses to each other
 if no better toast comes to mind.
 I told you you’d ooh! at the cheese –
 here, have some more. A top up?
 You’re the kind of girl I like.
 Listen, that was definitely a bomb.
 Maybe the civil war has started,
 the one they’ve all been promising.
 Well, there’s nowhere to go now,
 so let’s kill the lights and retire.
The Transformed House
 The turnips that grew on the roof
 made a deal with the sun, and grew
 so big that one of them won
 first prize in the show. The vines
 that went from the propped-up door
 to the wrecked car made a wine
 no one could afford, and the basil
 that took the place of the window glass
 made better pesto than any in Genoa.
 The tomatoes in the one-time kitchen
 needed 24-hour guarding, as did
 the aubergines in the hall. The melons
 that had colonised the sitting-room
 sucked all the sugar from the moon.
 The chillis in the upstairs toilet
 curved towards the garlic in the bathroom,
 while the lettuce in the bedroom furled.
 And the potatoes in the basement
 all had the same shape as the head of
 the man who slept in the earth among them.
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