Matthew Sweeney, 25 April 2013
are far from identical. One is half-blind, the other hunts small birds with a crossbow.
One has a decent tenor voice, the other rasps out the obituaries on local radio.
One is vegan, the other eats everything, and his favourite meat is bush rat, which
he frequents African restaurants to ingest. His brother fails to accompany him there.
What have they in common? Blond hair, a liking...