leaving behind     only yourself and     the door unlocked
 venture down     the avenue
 for the messages     becoming the street
 as you go          and keeping an eye out for
a hole in your shoe     the dog’s first word
a bundle of rye     tomorrow’s paper
a pub with no beer     a hole in the sky
 they’re not just coming     the convoy of
 mobility buggies
 they’re coming
 for you
 the cash machine keypad     scalds to the touch     in the heat
 the printed balance slips you     a ransom note for your money
then visit in no particular order
 hair, nail, tanning salons     bookie’s, grocer’s, off-licence
 and video shop     as the mood takes you
 in search of
a bottle of stubble     tomato polish
a half-pound of sun     God’s own apostrophe
sure-fire odds
of a million to one
the dog in the barber’s swallows the hair and is sick
 this 3 for 2 offer     one’s not enough    three you can’t carry
            two they won’t let you       the thing is impossible
       leave it      give up            give it up
                             but not forgetting
 bundling in   the open door
                         you come bearing
       a pint of milk for the tea
                   and a bag for life
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