I Asked Mr Dithers Whether It Was Time Yet He Said No to Wait
 Time, you old miscreant! Slain any brontosauruses lately? You –
 Sixty wondering days I watched him navigate the alkali lick,
 always a little power ebbing, streaming from high windowsills.
 Down here the tetched are lonely. There’s nothing they can do
 except spit.
 We felt better about answering the business letter
 once the resulting hubris had been grandfathered in,
 slowly, by a withered sage in clogs
 and a poncho vast as a delta, made of some rubbery satinlike
 material. It was New Year’s Eve
 again. Time to get out the punchbowl,
 make some resolutions,
 I don’t think.
The Lightning Conductor
 The general was always particular about his withers,
 lived in a newspaper tent
 someone had let fall beside an easy chair.
 Telling the man with no fingers what it was like to smoke a cigarette
 in the Twenties, we proceeded naturally to your cousin Junius.
 His plan was to overtake the now-speeding tortoise
 by digging some kind of a fire-trench in its path,
 which would cause it to wonder,
 fatally, for a second,
 after which we could all go back to channelling the news.
 There’s a story here about a kind of grass that grows in the Amazon
 valley that is too tall for birds to fly over –
 they fly past it instead –
 yet leeches have no trouble navigating its circuitous heaps
 and are wont to throw celebratory banquets afterwards,
 at which awards are given out – best costume in a period piece
 too distracted by the rapids to notice what period it is, and so on.
 Before retiring the general liked to play a game of all-white dominoes,
 after which he would place his nightcap distractedly on the other man’s crocheted chamber-pot lid.
 Subsiding into fitful slumber, warily he dreams
 of the giant hand descended from heaven
 like the slope of a moraine, whose fingers were bedizened with rings
 in which every event that had ever happened in the universe could sometimes be discerned.
 Sometimes you end up in a slough no matter what happens,
 no matter how many precautions have been taken, threads picked from the tapestry
 that was to have provided us with underwear, and now is bare as any
 grassless season, on whatever coast you choose to engage.
 It’s sad that many were left behind,
 but a good thing for the bluebirds in their beige houses.
 They never saw any reason to join the vast, confused migration,
 fucking like minks as far as the spotty horizon.
 It doesn’t get desperately cold any more, and that’s certainly a lucky anomaly too.
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