you would please spare me your Western logocentrism!
 Isn’t it clear I’m the sort who rejoices when the Queen Mother
 chokes on a fish-bone? I’d shine a harsh,
 piercing light on the damage indiscriminately wrought
 by the tinkling music of the spheres. Our errands merely seem
 average and natural: every second is underwritten
 by an invisible host of dubious connections; like phantoms
 they flit and soar, then render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.
 Others – I am not the first – have found themselves standing
 on a seemingly solid patch of cliff that suddenly
 starts to slide: as the knees tense and the hips swivel, the winding
 path is transformed into a slalom. Through a blizzard of loam
 and pebbles, oaths and jests, I tumbled towards the proverbially
 treacherous soft landing. A flock of seagulls squawked
 and fled, and I remembered a man who claimed he could speak
 their language fluently: ‘Screeek!’ he’d wail, ‘Screeek, screeek!’
 As any newsagent will explain, it is only, alas,
 when their businesses collapse en masse that they
 themselves are the news. The public-spirited tear
 open the serrated pages in search of names
 long wreathed in puzzling, clinging mists, now ablaze
 with fame. The print smudges the fingers. Streams
 of disjointed syllables cleave the air, and threaten
 the passer-by who passes by, wrathfully, without flinching.
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