They used to come out at night
 and leave on the hairy carpet
 a diagram of their moves,
 dance-steps, perhaps loves –
 like a record of the moon’s light
 peeled off the sea, to frame
 in the honeymoon album.
 One gastropod put its foot
 by mistake on the Welcome mat,
 such painful terrain to cross
 it was still there at sunrise
 like a long turd, the fruit
 of some wall-passing intruder
 who hadn’t woken the cat.
 For a few days this autumn
 black slugs from the garden path
 have even been climbing the cool
 white cliffs of the daily bottle
 at the front door: my thumb
 just manages to stop
 crushing them on the silver cap.
 Mysterious visitors whom
 my mother taught us to trap,
 sending us lists of the dead
 (one day over two hundred),
 I have begun to warm
 to you: raising the bottle to my lips
 I drink, from your glass slipper.
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