My parcel was delivered to the college
 Thoroughly packaged, like an only child ...
 I tear my father’s beautifully-written note
 (Please acknowledge receipt, Love Mum & Dad)
 Then fold the wrapping for possible re-use.
 A breeze laps the posters crusting the wall;
 Like lily pads, they compete to face the light.
 I bump into Philip inside the Lodge.
 He asks to see the gift – another four-sleeved
 Pullover! Raising it shoulder-high, he
 Teases me about the additional arms
 Till I make my excuses and leave him
 At the pigeonholes to scurry to my room.
 I lay the jumper on my coverlet
 And step back to survey the lively design –
 Summery shades of green and blue in bars
 A centimetre wide around the middle;
 And seagulls, too. Trying it on before
 My full-length mirror, I turn in circles like
 A weather-vane. The sleeves rotate with me!
 Dizzier than Lewis Carroll’s Alice, I
 Finish instead an essay due at six ...
 My sides itch as I write. Just below the ribs,
 Above my pelvis, carpal bones, knuckles,
 And ten fingernails push through the flesh like roots.
 Should I telephone home, or should I wait?
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