Famous First Words
Paul Muldoon, 3 February 2000
“... you, sir.’ Gertrude Stein’s first words were ‘In that case, what’s the question?’ Henry David Thoreau’s first words were ‘Moose ... Indian ...’ Sir Thomas Urquhart’s first word was something like ‘Habonghadingdonghagong.’ Leonardo da Vinci’s first words were ‘God and man have I offended.’ William Ill’s first words were ‘Can ... ”