Like choosing between bacon and egg and bacon and tomato
Christopher Tayler: The Wryness of Julian Barnes, 15 April 2004
“... bathetically, Oliver is an insufferable smartarse because he’s horribly insecure. Barnes isn’t Henry James: the reader is usually pointed pretty firmly in the right direction, and sometimes this seems mechanical. But at his best, as in several stories in The Lemon Table, he’s very good at understated implication. Straightforward narrative, however ... ”