Poem: ‘Self-Portrait with a Speedboat’
Hugo Williams, 21 January 1988
You wouldn’t think it to look at me, but I was a hot property once upon a time to my sponsors, Johnson and Johnson Baby Oil.
I reached the final of the 1980 World Powerboat Championship – myself, Lucy Manners, Werner Panic and the rest.
I was going for the record of no hours, no minutes, no seconds and I reckoned I was in with a chance.
I was dancing the Self-Portrait along inside...