It's almost June. If you worry you have accomplished little in 2011 so far, do not read any of the following, more or less recently published:

Reading the OED: One Man, One Year, 21,730 Pages

The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible

The Year of Living Like Jesus: My Journey of Discovering What Jesus Would Really Do

Living Oprah: My One-Year Experiment to Walk the Walk of the Queen of Talk

365 Nights: A Memoir of Intimacy

A Year of Blind Dates: A Single Girl's Search for 'The One'

Eat Sleep Sit: My Year at Japan's Most Rigorous Zen Temple

The Calculus Diaries: A Year Discovering How Maths Can Help You Lose Weight, Win in Vegas, and Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

An Afternoon in Summer: My Year on a South Sea Island, Doing Nothing, Gaining Everything, and Finally Falling in Love

My Freshman Year: What a Professor Learned by Becoming a Student

How I Lived a Year on Just a Pound a Day

Give It Up! My Year of Learning to Live Better

Not Buying It: My Year without Shopping

A Year without ‘Made in China’: One Family's True Life Adventure in the Global Economy

A Life Stripped Bare: My Year of Trying to Live Ethically

A Year Without Underwear: Exploring the World on a Bicycle

Talking to Zeus: My Year in a Greek Garden

365 Thank Yous: The Year a Simple Act of Daily Gratitude Changed My Life

Tolstoy and the Purple Chair: My Year of Magical Reading

The Happiness Project: Or, Why I Spent a Year Trying to Sing in the Morning, Clean My Closets, Fight Right, Read Aristotle, and Generally Have More Fun

The Beauty Experiment: How I Skipped the Lipstick, Cut My Hair, Forgot Fashion, and Faced the World without Concealer for a Year... and Made Over My Life

The Doper Next Door: My Strange and Scandalous Year on Performance-Enhancing Drugs

Voluntary Madness: My Year Lost and Found in the Loony Bin

Orange Is the New Black: My Year in a Women’s Prison

Sweater Quest: My Year of Knitting Dangerously