Secrets are best kept by those who have no sense of humour
Alan Bennett: Why I turned down ‘Big Brother’, 2 January 2003
“... one imagines, by John Bayley, whose efforts on behalf of his late wife and her reputation make Max Clifford seem timid and retiring. One lesson of this deplorable business is never to sanction the shooting of any video, however lofty its purpose, because once shot it will be shown. Professor Hodges seems to have arrived at his diagnosis of Alzheimer’s ... ”