Secrets are best kept by those who have no sense of humour
Alan Bennett: Why I turned down ‘Big Brother’, 2 January 2003
“... hundred years ago I find absurdly satisfying. As I’m stroking this paint I become aware of a small child cowering in an alcove, playing hide and seek and who obviously thinks I am mad. On the hill south of the main buildings is the Applegarth, where there are two yew trees, unvisited by any tourists but survivors of a group of seven such trees that had ... ”