Diary
Alan Bennett: What I did in 1995, 4 January 1996
“... the police have been found guilty and punished. Or even sacked. 20 June. Three jokes from George Fenton. 1. Man has bad pains in his bum. Friend says it’s piles so he applies various creams which do no good. Another friend says: ‘No, creams are useless. What you want to do is have a cup of tea then take the tea leaves and put them up your arse. It’s ... ”