Secrets are best kept by those who have no sense of humour
Alan Bennett: Why I turned down ‘Big Brother’, 2 January 2003
“... landed what I imagine was a strongly contested organ scholarship at Magdalen. He was a working-class boy but there was no trace of it in his voice or indeed of any class at all, though the fact that his parents had kitted him out with three Christian names may indicate their ambitions for him. This was a time, with boys ... ”