Famous First Words
Paul Muldoon, 3 February 2000
“... were ‘All is well with the general.’ William Oughtred’s first words were ‘Are you sure the King is restored?’ Elvis Presley’s first words were ‘I hope you have not been bored.’ General Alfredo Quijano’s first words were ‘Still a little closer.’ Maximilien de Robespierre’s first words were ‘Thank you, sir.’ Gertrude Stein’s first ... ”