High on His Own Supply
Christopher Tayler: Amis Recycled, 11 September 2003
“... General Melchett and Captain Darling. Having been thrown by a horse a few years before, Queen Pamela – ‘Pemmy’ – is in a persistent vegetative state. Her husband is guiltily relieved about this, mainly because he’d been having trouble getting it up for his rather mannish official consort. Now, in utmost secrecy, he has taken a mistress. She is ... ”