The Laying on of Hands
Alan Bennett, 7 June 2001
“... She was in the next pew, but spotting the cigarettes the spirits of a recently ennobled novelist rose. ‘You can smoke,’ she whispered. Her companion shook her head. ‘I don’t think so.’ ‘I see no signs saying not. Is that one?’ Fumbling for her spectacles she peered at a plaque affixed to a pillar. ‘I think,’ said her friend, ‘that’s one ... ”