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Glen Newey: Bum Decade for the Royals, 23 January 2003
“... gaga. Whatever the explanation, the upshot is a mighty waste of public cash. It could scarcely be worse if the Queen had been caught running drugs on the (£35,000 per outing) Royal train or if the Duke of Edinburgh had been pleasuring corgis in Windsor Great Park. Monarchophiles had talked up the Windsors’ return to public affection after the ... ”