Father! Father! Burning Bright
Alan Bennett, 9 December 1999
“... calling about a patient, a Mr Midgley.’ Noiselessly Miss Tunstall added an exclamation mark to ‘This hooliganism must now STOP!’ and waited, her hands spread over the keys. ‘What is the patient’s name?’ ‘Midgley,’ said Midgley. ‘He came in this morning.’ ‘When was he admitted?’ ‘This morning.’ ‘Midgley.’ There was a ... ”