Four Funerals and a Wedding
Andrew O’Hagan: If something happens to me…, 5 May 2005
“... found the word ‘death’ unsayable, and got round it by saying, of someone whose corpse lay in the next room, that ‘something had happened.’ ‘If anything ever happens to me,’ my mother would say, ‘you’ll find the Liverpool Assurance policy book in the cupboard up above the stock cubes.’ ‘If something happens to me,’ my grandmother ... ”