The Clothes They Stood Up In
Alan Bennett, 28 November 1996
“... he reported to the class, ‘it was bollocks.’ The lecturer consoled himself with the hope that, unknown to the caretaker, the evening might have opened doors. In this he was right: the doors in question belonged to the Ransomes’ flat. The police came round eventually, though there was more to it than picking up the phone. The thieves had done that ... ”