Famous First Words
Paul Muldoon, 3 February 2000
“... something but I cannot utter.’ Washington Irving’s first words were ‘When will this end?’ James Joyce’s first words were ‘Does nobody understand?’ Ned Kelly’s first words were ‘Such is life.’ Saint Lawrence’s first words were ‘This side is roasted enough.’ Montezuma’s first words were ‘I bear you no ill will.’ Scipio Nasica’s ... ”