Diary
Alan Bennett: What I did in 2012, 3 January 2013
“... stir-crazy after the holiday. We are sitting facing the car park and the row of shops beyond.Me: What is that shop called?R: Which?Me: It looks to me like ‘Hot Faeces’.R: It’s ‘Fat Face’.Between a shop calling itself Fat Face and one called Hot Faeces seems a difference of ... ”