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Stefanie Poletyllo

Stefanie Poletyllo who was 11 when she wrote ‘MP Surprise’, lives in Fife and is now 12.

Poem: ‘MP Surprise’

Stefanie Poletyllo, 7 March 1985

One day when I was walking down the street You’ll never guess who I did meet. Margaret Thatcher, who got out of a car And went into a Public Bar. Up to the counter she walked briskly And ordered up a pint of Whisky. In came MP Michael Foot – He had been cleaning a chimney and was covered in soot – With the rest of the Labour Party shortly behind. Mrs Thatcher drinking whisky...

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