Short Cuts: Not a Little Kafkaesque
Christian Lorentzen, 20 March 2014
The salad was on expenses, the water was sparkling and the literary agent across the table was disappointed that I wasn’t a parent, I didn’t do yoga, I wasn’t a former cult member or an addict in recovery.
‘You seem to like reading a lot,’ she said. ‘Why don’t you write a bibliomemoir?’
I knew just what she meant.
‘You’re an...