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Glen Newey 1961-2017

Glen Newey, the LRB blog’s most prolific contributor, died suddenly on Saturday morning. He was an implacable opponent of cant, in all its forms, not least concerning the dead: ‘De mortuis nil nisi veritas,’ he wrote on the demise of the US Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia last year. His last post, published just over a month ago, commemorated the 20th anniversary of the death of Princess Diana: ‘On a scale unseen since Queen Victoria hoofed the pail, grief totalitarianism raged across the land.’ So I’ll try not to say anything that would have made him cringe.

Not that he was much given to cringing. Never shy of causing offence, especially where he considered it due, he was unimpressed by the powerful, whether they were elected or appointed to office, or came to it by accident of birth. He wrote a piece for the paper on the monarchy in 2003, and returned to the subject more than once over the years. ‘People sometimes ask me why I moan on so much about the royal family,’ he wrote on the blog in 2013 (Prince Charles was about to visit Saudi Arabia):

Aren’t there more important things to worry about, like war, political repression, man-made climate change or Arsenal’s exit from the Champions League? To give the short answer, yes. But in a funny way, no.

Never exactly on anyone’s side, he heaped scorn on Boris Johnson, the tabloid press and other cheerleaders for Brexit, but at the same time was always a clear-eyed critic of the EU. Yet he was careful to withhold his contempt from those he called, the day before the EU referendum, ‘the serially shat-on’.

Labour’s relative success in the general election in June took him, like most other commentators, by surprise. But in January 2016 he had correctly predicted the outcome of the EU referendum, though he took little pleasure in saying ‘I told you so’ the day after the vote.

He paid closer attention to the odds on elections than he did to opinion polls – ‘the odds on Leave still under-price it,’ he pointed out on 22 June 2016 – and not only because his father was a bookie:

In a school-gate encounter with my mother, a fellow parent, Mr Crapp – a pillar of the local chartered accountants’ guild and man of God – voiced his surprise that she had the brass to show herself in public, given her husband’s job. My doubts about moralism surfaced around this time.

‘Words are for me what shoes were for Imelda Marcos,’ he wrote in a piece about learning Dutch when he went to teach at Leiden University:

It’s not enough for them to be out there somewhere – in a dictionary, say – as, I imagine, it didn’t do it for Imelda to know that there were slingbacks and mules, pumps and brothel-creepers, espadrilles and clogs, laid up in a Dolcis warehouse. They have to be owned, tried on, worn in.

A post from August 2013 on the ‘literal’ meaning of the word ‘literally’ finished with a few thoughts on the Home Office vans that roamed the country that summer, telling ‘foreigners’ to ‘go home’:

We all know what is meant … by ‘home’. Except for those of us who, literally, don’t speak English. And those who, because they left poverty, or forced marriage, or other kinds of servitude, or came to join loved ones, had no home there, but came to find one here. Literally.

Comments on “Glen Newey 1961-2017”

  1. Phil Edwards says:

    I knew Glen slightly at university, and was pleasantly surprised by the scabrous fluency of his LRB contributions. Haven’t seen him since 1982, though, and I won’t now. Dreadful news, and much too soon.

  2. IPFreely says:

    Sad news. His iconoclastic views were always worth reading. A great loss to the debates and dialogues here.

  3. woll says:

    very sad news. I enjoyed his witty and acute blogs and was just wondering whether he was going to comment on the current political conferences.

  4. Dominic Rice says:

    Terrible loss for the LRB blog. Glenn never pulled his punches on any issue of the day and really got the debate rocking. RIP

  5. Simon Wood says:

    I’m trying to think of what he would have said about his own death here. That post will be truly missed, along with him.

  6. keith smith says:

    My heart always lifted a bit when I saw Glen Newey’s by-line on an LRB blog or article. It was rare to read his stuff without finding an idea worth some reflection. A further pleasure was often in store as pompous asses wrote in to take him to task.

  7. DanB says:

    Terrible news. How very sad. By coincidence, I renewed my LRB subscription moments before reading this bombshell. Now it doesn’t seem nearly such good value.

  8. errorgorilla says:

    Whenever I think of Glen Newey’s piece on the royalty from 2003 I laugh like a drain. The line about Diana being “stiffed on a pedalo by the thick-set offspring of a Levantine grocer” made snot come out my nose. Travel well, Glen.

  9. Chris sparks says:

    I just need to say that I had the greatest time studying with Glen (and our 3rd musketeer Morris Glassman at York uni ) Glen was awsomely clever …casually unravelling professor’s arguments before our eyes…but clumsy as crap. We kept in touch over the years ..always with the greeting ‘you old Bastard’ ….I’ll no longer see that greeting in my emails…nor the dry insightful and funny comments that would follow…God I’m sad. Great mind and great guy.

  10. Thomas Jones says:

    A message from Glen Newey’s family:

    We are asking for contributions from Glen’s friends, colleagues and students around the world in the hope of publishing a very informal and personal kind of festschrift as a memorial to him.
    What we would like is for those who knew him, who loved him, who laughed or cried with him, those who drank with him and learned from him, those who were exasperated by him (there must be more than a few!) to please send us a memory, an anecdote – whether funny or serious – a photograph, a reminiscence – in short, anything that will help to build a picture of the extraordinary man whom we all loved so dearly. We would also hope to include a selection of his more trenchant public observations.
    We propose to crowdfund this book and offer it for sale at a modest price. All the proceeds will be donated to Amnesty International, which was a cause very close to Glen’s heart. We feel it will help the three of us begin to come to terms with our loss and hope it will provide those who cared about Glen with a collection of what we imagine will be some very funny stories. We intend to have it ready in time for the first anniversary of Glen’s death.
    The email address for contributions is stringcondom@icloud.com. We will post further details about the crowdfunding site and how to order a copy as soon as we can.
    We would be very grateful if this could be shared (by copying and pasting) as widely as possible.
    EMAIL: stringcondom@icloud.com
    Billie Newey Valda Bailey Adam Newey

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