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Robert Crawford

Hi I’m Lois I’m lonely I live near the motorway on Lewis
Want to chat with me? I love chatrooms
You might have seen me on TV I’m really feral I’m twenty-one
I love chatrooms Want to chat with me?
It’s so hot here I love Paris I used
To dance there I’ve just washed all my hair Hi
I love existentialism Want to chat with me?
I temp as an archaeologist but mostly do modelling
I love ballooning and bathyscaphing
I’ve lots of piercings I love liquefied oxygen
My parents think I’m too young to be a field marshal
I love chatrooms Want to chat with me?
Don’t you think logarithms are really depraved?
I love chatting with other teenage girls
I love power tools and petrol-driven saws
I’ve just been skinny-dipping Hi I love chatrooms
My favourite film is The Sound of Music
I live in a cage of iron and glass Want to chat with me?
I love ballet and Labanotation Hi
I’d like to invite you It’s so hot here
I’ve been making lots of aluminium
I need to shower I love chatrooms
From my bedroom window I can see lots of Swedish people
I get really excited about geodesic surveys
Ever done one? Want to chat with me?
I’ve got this cool new theory of colour
I’m really lonely I miss China I’ve a secret tattoo
Next year I’ll be sixteen Want to chat with me?