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Google is celebrating Agatha Christie‘s 120th birthday. It adds a whole new angle to those ‘I’m feeling lucky’ and ‘Advanced Search’ buttons.
Agatha Christie was home educated, a fact I just acquired inadvertently due to my being dragged up to Totnes Civic Square to meet with a bunch of people pursuing a similar path with their own offspring.
“Well, that’s the debate over the merits finished,” observed my companion.
“Rommel was also home educated,” I added in a loud voice, helping myself to a promotional fairy cake.
“And do you have children?” asked the woman at the centre of this operation.
“Actually, no. I am impotent. Thanks for reminding me.”
“Oh, I am so sorry.”
“No, I mean it, thanks for reminding me. I hate children.”
I thought I may as divulge the killer in **********.
Sorry for the censorship, but let’s not spoil anyone’s fun…
Apple technology just sabotaged the presence of the word ‘well’ in the above comment.
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