Tastes like Cancer

J. Robert Lennon

  • Sweet and Low by Rich Cohen
    Cape, 272 pp, £12.99, April 2007, ISBN 978 0 224 07272 4

My mother and grandmother, when I was a child, were both fairly diet conscious, and I recall them using Sweet’N Low – the saccharin-based artificial sweetener – in their coffee whenever we went out to eat. When nobody was looking, I would sneak one of the pink packets out of its little square plastic dispenser, rip it open, lick my finger, poke the powder, and have a taste. It was disgusting, of course. Irresistibly disgusting. A thick, fake, heavy sweetness that gave way to a wallop of chemical taint. I would drink half a glass of water just to get the flavour out of my mouth, and then, when we went out again, I’d do the same thing.

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Vol. 29 No. 5 · 8 March 2007 » J. Robert Lennon » Tastes like Cancer (print version)
Pages 41-42 | 3123 words