David Cameron has told the BBC that the phone call from Buckingham Palace announcing Prince William and Kate Middleton’s engagement, which arrived during a cabinet meeting, was ‘greeted with “a great cheer” and “banging of the table” from fellow ministers’. I bet it was: how obliging of the royal family to provide such a glittering distraction from the savagery of the spending cuts. And what a boost to the economy, too! Unless William’s parsimonious recycling of his mother’s engagement ring is a sign that they’re planning a frugal ceremony at Bangor register office. Anyway, ‘the timing is right now,’ the second in line to the throne says. He surely can’t mean that he was waiting for a Tory government, can he?